"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

— (via becomingroux)

(Source: grettypop, via becomingroux)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via owlmylove)

(Source: timefliestoday, via okayrob)

(Source: aqcuired, via imjust-a-girl)

I got a big girl job and now I get to dress like a lady!

"Suddenly, every song was about you."

— loving you in six words (via say-cheesecake)

(via owlmylove)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via owlmylove)

owlmylove:

i wish i could sleep naked with smudged eyeliner but i’ll get up halfway through because wow this makeup residue cannot be good for my pores and i’m kinda chilly now where did i put that tanktop and basically i’m too white middle-class mom to be edgy

The struggle of this life is real…